A SECOND CHANCE!

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A second chance

Hey friends read on this nice mail please It's another morning.. ..... Again I have to go to office.

Ohh, this is me... I shouted having a glance on my snap in today's news paper. But what the HELL it is doing in the death column??

Strange...

One sec... Let me think, last night when I was going to bed I had a severe pain in my chest, but I don't remember anything after that, I think I had a sound sleep.

Its morning now, ohh...... It's already 10:00 AM, where is my coffee? I will be late for office .

Where is everyone....??? I screamed.

"I think there is a crowd outside my room, let me check." I said to myself.

So many people...... Not all of them crying.... But why some of them crying...

WHAT IS THIS??? I m laying there on the floor...

"I AM HERE" ... I shouted!!! No one listen.

"LOOK I AM NOT DEAD" ... I screamed once again!!! No one is interested in me.

They all were looking at me on the bed.

I went back to my bed room.

"Am I dead??" I asked myself.

Where is my wife, my children, my mom-DAD, my friends?

I found them in the next room, all of them were crying... still trying to console each other..

My wife was crying... she was really looking sad.

My little kid was not sure what happened, but he was crying just coz his mom was sad.

How can I go without saying my kid that I really love him, I really do care of him. ?? How can I go without saying my wife that she is really most beautiful and most caring wife in this world..?? How can I go without saying my parents that I m ... just because of u ?? How can I go without telling my friends that without them perhaps I have done most of the wrong things in my life... thanks for being there always when I need them... and sorry for not being there when they really need me..

I can see a person standing in the corner and trying to hide his tears... Ohh... he was once my best friend, but a small misunderstanding made us part, and we both have strong enough ego to keep us disconnect.

I went there.. And offered him my hand, "Dear friend.... I just want to say sorry for everything, we r still best friend, please forgive me."

No response from the other side, what the hell?? He is still preserving his ego, I am saying sorry... even then!!! I really don't care for such people.

But one sec.... it seems he is not able to see me!!!! He did not see my extended hand. My goodness... AM I REALLY DEAD???

I just sat down near ME; I was also feeling like crying...

"Ohh GOD!!!! PLEASE JUST GIVE ME A FEW MORE DAYS..." I just wasn't to make my wife, my parents; my friends realize that how much I love them.

My wife entered in the room, she looks beautiful. "YOU R BEAUTIFUL" I shouted. She didn't hear my words, in fact she never heard these words coz I never said this to her..

"GOD!!!!" I screamed... a little more time plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.. I cried...

One more chance please... to hug my child, to make my mom smile just once, to feel my dad proud on me at least for a moment, to say sorry to my friends for everything I have not given to them, and thanks for still being in my life....

Then I looked up and cried!!!!

I shouted....

"GOD!!!! ONE MORE CHANCE PLEASE!!!!"


"You shouted in your sleep," said my wife as she gently woke me up. "Did you have a nightmare?"

I was sleeping.... Ohh that was just a dream.....

My wife was there... she can hear me... This is the happiest moment of my life... I hugged her and whispered.... "U R THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND CARING WIFE IN THIS UNIVERSE....

I can't understand the reason of the smile on her face with some tears in her eyes, still I m happy.... :) "THANK YOU GOD FOR THIS SECOND? CHANCE."

So, it's not late.. Forget your egos, past............, and express your affection for others.......... Be friendly................ keep smiling and be happy for ever......Think good...Be positive... Fulfill your dreams which you keep it to yourself... Be open and tell them if you love some one secretly... Let them know if you really love them and care for them Remember... we have only one life to live.. All are not so lucky to get a "second chance"


-"Anonymous"

A Little Fairy Tale!

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Happy Sunday and Good day to all!

Jokes! Nothing more than just a jokes! hahaha, i can handle it, and at the same time having a good laugh..

the other side of the women story! even, i guess!!!


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THIS IS PRICELESS !!!

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for

all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.' The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared

in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like

this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife
30 years younger than me.'

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof ! ... the husband became 92 years old. :)

Moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful should also remember fairies are females ...

SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH ....

AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT

Wife Versus Dog!

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WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! ...

... only for men! women, stay away from this post! don't tell me i don't warned you.. lol!


good Sunday, I guess! hahaha..


enjoy reading, and remember this is just a joke. nothing in particular.. nothing against women, ladies or wives..

hmmm.. reading this, brighten my day. and hope yours too! can help my hands knocking on the keyboard to sent in this joke. enjoy reading!


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HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR

Why some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.



2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.



3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.



4. A dog's parents never visit.



5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.



6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.



7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.



8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"



9. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.



10. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.



11. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.


And last, but not least:

12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.


To test this theory: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you!

Honeymoon Story!

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good sunday all. having a good laugh too? hahahaha

i guess it happened, don't you think so? so parents, especially mothers, be prepared. lol!


the other side of the story! now , what do you think? read on! arn't that bad, hahahah, after all..


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Please excuse the rough language in the following story. I would have deleted it, but the story just wouldn't be the same ...

A young couple married and went on their honeymoon. When they returned, the bride called her mother immediately. "Well," said her mother, "how was the honeymoon?" "Oh Mama", she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic"...... Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language - things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home! PLEASE MAMA!" "Sarah, Sarah", her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT
4-letter words?" "Please don't make me tell you, Mama," wept the daughter. "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!" "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!" Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used words like: dust, wash, iron, and cook..."


"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.

" Flashing Firmware " - Siri Akhir...

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" WHATEVER YOU DO, OUT OF THIS TUTORIAL, IT IS ALWAYS AT YOUR OWN RISK... "

Siri Akhir: Flashing Firmware..


Salaam dan selamat sejahtera kepada semua Warga "to love is to share" , yang secara eksklusif anda semua telah dihidangkan dengan beberapa siri Borak Belalang Tutorial - " Flashing Firmware " ...

Dan saya percaya didalam siri yang lepas, anda semua telah mengikuti tutorial serta memahami selok belok , bersedia baik dari segi fisikal malah dari sudut mental untuk melakukan proses "Flashing Firmware" terhadap target iaitu phone anda yang unhackable ..



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Untuk siri akhir ini, saya percaya semua tools telah anda simpan dan telah melakukan proses "Cooking" dan program Phoenix serta firmware phone anda telah diinstall kat pc anda ...

ok, seblum anda memulakan proses "Flashing Firmware" , anda perlu bersedia dengan files seperti berikut:

#1- Modified UDA Pre Hacked File.

#2- Patches.rar (ambil folder Patches yang telah di extract sahaja, terdapat 3 files didalamnya..)

(Sebaiknya, create Temporary folder dan masuk kan file diatas kedalamnya..)

*** connect phone anda kat pc ..

#1- run phoenix. tunggu seketika hingga screen reader anda sebut "phoenix"..

#2- kemudian buka file menu, cursor ke "open product", cari RM-(phone anda( dan tap ke ok button..

#3- masuk file menu lagi, cursor ke "scan product" dan select. secara automatik phone anda, contoh E5 saya .. RM-632 042.014 akan Phoenix detect, lihat kat bawah sekali(guna JAWS cursor)..

#4- Masuk Flashing menu, cursor ke bawah ke "firmware update" dan select. tunggu seketika dan tap ke "options button"..

#5- Tap satu kali ke "Firmware List" , dan cursor kat bawah, anda akan jumpa lima files kat sini dan focus ke "bla bla bla mem card content" . Tap ke "Delete button" dan space bar, jawab Yes untuk arahan ini.. dan anda akan dibawa semula ke "Firmware List" ..

#6- Didalam firmware list ini, focus pada UDA file phone anda, dan tap ke "Edit button" dan space bar. Next, Tap ke ".. button" untuk brows ke simpanan "Modified UDA file" yang anda simpan didalam Temp Folder..

#7- Setelah anda pilih Modified UDA file tersebut, tap ke "OK Button" dan space bar. anda akan balik ke window permulaan dan tap ke "OK Button" dan space bar sekali lagi..

#8- Window "Firmware Update" akan terbuka. Guna JAWS cursor dan click pada perkataan "Scroll bar" symbol.. untuk buka page arahan seterusnya.

#9- Kemudian tap ke "Refurbish Button" dan space bar untuk memulakan proses flashing..

Apabila flashing firmware bermula, anda akan dengar bunyi seperti "Device" sedang Connect sehingga phone anda restart semula.. Tanda proses flashing firmware anda telah berjaya!

(in between, Buat setting date, time dan Current City .. )

#10- Copy folder "Patches" dan paste kat Memory Card . Kemudian masuk menu\ Application\ Installation Folder\ Rom Patcher +. Select dan tekan Option , cursor ke "All Patches" sub menu dan select "Apply".

Ha! Congratulation! anda telah berjaya hacked phone anda yang "UNHACKABLE" tu! .


*** MUSTAHAK!:

Sebelum memulakan proses flashing firmware ini, anda perlu utamakan perkara perkara berikut..

#1- USB Cable didalam keadaan baik dan sentiasa connected.

#2- Batteri phone anda penuh.

#3- Phone anda tidak berkunci (phone lock atau security lock)

#4- Phone anda tidak dalam status "Offline" (ada sim card didalamnya)


*** Untuk semua tools yang digunakan didalam siri "Borak Belalang" ini, jika ada yang masih tertinggal untuk mendapatkannya, sila ambil melalui link dibawah..

TO LOVE IS TO SHARE

atau tanpa prejudice, jika masih tidak dapat , sila email kan permintaan anda kepada saya..

dan seterusnya, tutorial ini sekadar dipanjangkan dengan erti kefahaman yang lebih mudah , dan apa apa saja tindakan anda semua selanjutnya adalah atas risiko diri sendiri ..


Alhamdulilla.. " BISMILLAH HIRRAHMA NIRRAHHIM.. YA ALLAH! PERMUDAHKAN KU, MENGENAI URUSAN KU, ATAS PERTUNJUK MU.. AMIN "


" TO LOVE IS TO SHARE"