Women!

Salaam guys, read on and enjoy.. thanks.



haha, tengah baca mail pagi pagi ni, tengok tengok dalam inbox ada pula cerita wanita dan katak. macam cerita lampu ajaib aladin pulak.. sila enjoy cerita ini, kepada wanita kat sini, ambil le cerita ini sebagai pedoman je ye. hehehehehe


and one more thing, it's just a joke. but do think about the moral of the story. hehehe

---- "reforward article"


A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'

The woman said, 'That's okay.'

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world

The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis who women will flock to'.

The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'

The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.


*** Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.


*** Male readers : Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.

Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen...now run along and put the kettle on, there's a love.

Diet o Diet

Assalamualaikum! Salam Sejahtera!


Dikesempatan kita masih berada dibulan Syawal, dengan "open house" sana sini, oleh Pemimpin-pemimpin Negara/Negeri, Syarikat-syarikat Koporat, Orang perseorangan, dari yang besar besar hingalah ke orang kebanyakan.. sudah tentu kita tidak akan tertinggal untuk mengambil kesempatan ke "open house" ini. dan sudah tentu akan terhidang lah pelbagai makanan serta minuman yang untuk santapan semua hadirian yang berbilang.


So, apa kata kita berkongsi satu jadual diet yang boleh diikuti jika inginmengamalkan diet untuk kesihatan tubuh badan dan disamping berusaha untuk melangsingkan badan, agar kelihatan lebih menarik serta sihat..


Terima kasih kepada "sumber" maklumat jadual ini sebagai panduan untuk dikongsi bersama kepada pengunjung blog ini, sekurang kurangnya boleh kita jadikan sebagai satu dorongan untuk mencapai matlamat yang ingin digapai, kalau pun begitu jauh untuk tangan mengapainya tetapi bersemangat untuk melakukannya..hahahaha

PERINGATAN:

Blog ini sekadar untuk berkongsi apa yang baik difikirkan oleh saya, tetapi mungkin apa yang baik bagi saya tidak pulak begitu pada anda, jadi jadikan petua ini sekadar untuk mempastikan keberkesanan apa yang dikongsikan. Dan jika itu berlaku, Blog "TO LOVE IS TO SHARE" tidak bertanggungjawab diatas sebarang kesulitan yang timbul akibat mengikuti petua yang dikongsi ini. Wasalaam.

bangun tidur, therapy dengan air masak, dan makan 3-5 biji kurma


sarapan - 7.30-8.30 segelas oat/2 biji telur setengah masak/roti bakar


lunch - 12.30-1.30 sedikit nasi, lebihkan sayur dan lauk


Minum petang - 3.30-4.30 - coffee/tea - 1/2 kuih/capati


dinner - 6.30-7.30 roti/biscuit/fruit/sup


supperr - segelas susu

banyakkan minum air kosong.

THE CAB RIDE

Salaam guys, read on and enjoy.. thanks.

ha, tengah buat sedikit "house keeping" pada outlook express saya pagi tadi, saya teringat balik article ini yang pernah saya kongsikan kat satu mailing list tempatan. bila saya membaca semula article ini, saya ingin sangat berkongsi kembali kat blog ini, sebagai halwa matadan telinga kita , sedikit demi sedikit, memberi peluang kepada kita sama sama dapat merasa kisah suka dan duka dikenang kembali , diakhir akhir meniti usia yang hendak sampai ke penghujungnya.


Namun, penglaman, cerita suka duka yang dikongsi, seolah olah turut memberi pengajaran kepada genrasi muda untuk terus menghargai nikmat dan rahmat ALLAH S.W.T, yang maha esa kurniakan kepada kita, untuk tidak dipersia siakan, don't mess your life kerana tiada yang tidak boleh diperbetulkan kecuali mati.

Insya allah, semuanya terletak ditangan kita, either you want to be in control or out of control..



--- "reforward article"

Twenty years ago, I drove a cab for a living. It was a cowboy's life, a life for someone who wanted no boss. What I didn't realize was that it was also a ministry. Because I drove the night shift, my cab became a moving confessional. Passengers climbed in, sat behind me in total anonymity, and told me about their lives. I encountered people whose lives amazed me, ennobled me, made me laugh and weep. But none touched me more than a woman I picked up late one August night.

I responded to a call from a small brick fourplex in a quiet part of town. I assumed I was being sent to pick up some partiers, or someone who had just had a fight with a lover, or a worker heading to an early shift at some factory in the industrial part of town. When I arrived at 2:30 a.m., the building was dark except for a single light in a ground floor window.

Under these circumstances, many drivers would just honk once or twice, wait a minute, then drive away. But I had seen too many impoverished people who depended on taxis as their only means of transportation. Unless a situation smelled of danger, I always went to the door. This passenger might be someone who needed my assistance, I reasoned to myself. So I walked to the door and knocked.

"Just a minute," answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor. After a long pause, the door opened. A small woman in her 80s stood before me. She was wearing a print dress and a pillbox hat with a veil pinned on it, like somebody out of a 1940's movie. By her side was a small nylon suitcase. The apartment looked as if no one had lived in it for years. All the furniture was covered with sheets. There were no clocks on the walls, no knick-knacks or utensils on the counters. In the corner was a cardboard box filled with photos and glassware.

"Would you carry my bag out to the car?" she said.

I took the suitcase to the cab, then returned to assist the woman. She took my arm and we walked slowly toward the curb. She kept thanking me for my kindness.

"It's nothing," I told her. "I just try to treat my passengers the way I would want my mother treated."

"Oh, you're such a good boy," she said.

When we got in the cab, she gave me an address, then asked, "Could you drive through downtown?"

"It's not the shortest way," I answered quickly.

"Oh, I don't mind," she said. "I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to a hospice".

I looked in the rearview mirror. Her eyes were glistening.

"I don't have any family left," she continued. "The doctor says I don't have very long."

I quietly reached over and shut off the meter.

"What route would you like me to take?" I asked.

For the next two hours, we drove through the city. She showed me the building where she had once worked as an elevator operator. We drove through the neighborhood where she and her husband had lived when they were newlyweds. She had me pull up in front of a furniture warehouse that had once been a ballroom where she had gone dancing as a girl. Sometimes she'd ask me to slow in front of a particular building or corner and would sit staring into the darkness, saying nothing.

As the first hint of sun was creasing the horizon, she suddenly said, "I'm tired. Let's go now."

We drove in silence to the address she had given me. It was a low building, like a small convalescent home, with a driveway that passed under a portico. Two orderlies came out to the cab as soon as we pulled up. They were solicitous and intent, watching her every move. They must have been expecting her. I opened the trunk and took the small suitcase to the door. The woman was already seated in a wheelchair.

"How much do I owe you?" she asked, reaching into her purse.

"Nothing," I said.

"You have to make a living," she answered.

"There are other passengers," I responded.

Almost without thinking, I bent and gave her a hug. She held onto me tightly.

"You gave an old woman a little moment of joy," she said. "Thank you."

I squeezed her hand, then walked into the dim morning light. Behind me, a door shut. It was the sound of the closing of a life.

I didn't pick up any more passengers that shift. I drove aimlessly, lost in thought. For the rest of that day, I could hardly talk. What if that woman had gotten an angry driver, or one who was impatient to end his shift? What if I had refused to take the run, or had honked once, then driven away? On a quick review, I don't think that I have done very many more important things in my life.

We're conditioned to think that our lives revolve around great moments. But great moments often catch us unaware - beautifully wrapped in what others may consider small ones.

"author unknown"

Sanggar Bayu

Salaam guys, read on and enjoy.. thanks.

Sanggar Bayu


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Hotel Bill!

Salaam guys, read on and enjoy.. thanks.

Ha, sementara masih didalam mood raya, jom kita berkongsi cerita penglaman sepasang "warga emas" , menginap disebuah hotel "berbintang bintang" didalam perjalanan mereka ke satu destinasi yang hendak dituju. Mungkin anda juga mengalami pengalaman yang sama ketika "transit" didalam perjalan balik kampung untuk merayakan adil fitri bersama ibu bapa, adik beradik, sanak saudara serta sahabat taulan dikampung..

Ini cuma sebuah cerita humour, boleh kita jadikan satu teladan atau contoh sebagai bekalan kita, jika disatu masa kita berdepan dengan situasi sebegini.. well guys, this is just a "joke" story for us to remember , just in case we are stuck in a situation like this outside.. hahahaha, enjoy!

---- "reforward article"

Today's Chuckle - The Hotel Bill


A married couple are traveling by car from Victoria to Prince George . Being Seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue, and decided to take a room. But, they only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they checked out four hours later, the desk clerk handed them a bill for $350.00.

The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He told the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00 for four hours. Then the clerk tells him that $350.00 is the 'standard rate'. He insisted on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to him, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre that were available for us to use.'But we didn't use them," the husband said. ''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.

The Manager went on to explain that the couple could also have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from New York , Hollywood , and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.

"But we didn't go to any of those shows," the husband said. "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, the husband replied, "But we didn't use it!"

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the husband gave up and agreed to pay. As he didn't have the check book he asked his wife to write the check. She did and gave it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But ma'am, this is only made out for $50.00."

''That's correct. I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.

"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.

"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

The moral of the story:
"Don't mess with senior citizens. They didn't get there by being stupid."


"author unknown"