INSTALLING LOVE

Salaam guys, read on and enjoy.. thanks.


INSTALLING LOVE

` Tech Support: Yes, Ma'am.... how can I help you?


~ Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me though the process?


` Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?


~ Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?


` Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart, ma'am?

~ Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?


` Tech Support: What programs are running, ma'am?


~ Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.


` Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off, ma'am?


~ Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?


` Tech Support : With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.


~ Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?


` Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.


~ Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program not run on external components ." What should I do?


` Tech Support: Don't worry, ma'am. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non- technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.


~ Customer: So, what should I do?


` Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.


~ Customer: Okay, done.


` Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.


~ Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?


` Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.


~ Customer: Thank you, God.


“Anonymous”

Mengapa tertawa adalah baik bagi kita?

Salaam guys, read on and enjoy.. thanks.




Sebuah kajian baru dari Universiti Maryland Medical Centre telah menunjukkan bahawa tawa, bersama dengan rasa humor yang sihat baik untuk hati kita. Itu Studi telah menyatakan bahawa orang dengan penyakit jantung adalah 40 peratus lebih rendah.
mungkin tertawa dalam pelbagai situasi berbanding dengan orang yang sama
usia tanpa penyakit jantung. Secara keseluruhan, peserta dengan penyakit jantung
tertawa kurang dari para peserta yang sihat, bahkan dalam situasi yang positif.

Seperti Shakespeare berkata, "Hati cahaya kehidupan" lama.

Tawa bertindak sebagai bantuan terbaik untuk menguruskan stres dalam hidup kita sebagai cara
meningkatkan kesihatan kita. tak henti-henti stres dapat mempengaruhi jantung anda, darah anda
tekanan dan sistem pencernaan anda. Ini benar-benar penting untuk tertawa setiap
masa kerana masa yang anda habiskan tertawa boleh menambah tahun hidup anda. Ketika
tawa adalah berkongsi, ia mengikat orang bersama-sama dan meningkatkan kebahagiaan dan
keintiman. Selain kesan domino dari sukacita dan hiburan, tawa
juga mencetuskan perubahan fizikal yang sihat dalam tubuh. Tertawa menguatkan
sistem kekebalan tubuh, meningkatkan tenaga anda, berkurang emosional dan fizikal
rasa sakit dan melindungi anda daripada kerosakan akibat stres.

Tidak hanya akan membantu sistem kekebalan tubuh, tetapi juga hubungan anda. Itu
komunikasi main-main akan memperkuat hubungan anda dengan mencetuskan
perasaan positif dan menggalakkan hubungan emosional. Apabila anda tertawa dengan
semua orang, ikatan positif akan dibuat dan ikatan ini akan bertindak sebagai kuat
penyangga terhadap stres, perselisihan, dan kekecewaan. Ini adalah
alat yang efektif untuk menjaga hubungan segar dan menarik. Tertawa membantu
Anda lupa penilaian anda, kritik, dan keraguan.

Dengan membuat usaha sedar dengan memasukkan humor ke dalam hidup anda dan
dalam interaksi sehari-hari anda, anda akan melihat peningkatan dalam kasih
hubungan dan juga kehidupan profesional.

Sigmund Freud juga percaya bahawa kebenaran naik pada sayap humor.

Ada pelbagai cara untuk membantu anda melihat sisi terang kehidupan anda.
Upaya untuk menertawakan situasi buruk, dalam Absurditas hidup, akan membantu
meningkatkan suasana hati anda dan juga suasana hati orang-orang di sekitar anda. Tindakan mudah
mempertimbangkan hal-hal baik dalam hidup anda akan menjauhkan anda dari negatif
pemikiran yang merupakan penghalang untuk humor dan tawa. Anda harus menghabiskan waktu
dengan orang-orang bermain sebanyak yang anda boleh. Mereka main-main sudut pandang dan
tawa adalah berjangkit. Humour membolehkan anda untuk melihat situasi secara lebih
cara realistik. Anda tidak akan merasa cemas, marah atau sedih apabila anda
tertawa.

doktor perubatan, pakar psikologi dan psikiater semua bersetuju bahawa kronik
pesakit sakit dapat memanfaatkan secara nyata dari tertawa. Mereka yang melihat
sisi terang kehidupan dan tetap optimis tidak mungkin untuk turun dengan
stres yang berkaitan dengan gangguan. Ini adalah kaedah yang hanya dengan udara residu
paru-paru boleh digantikan dengan udara segar. Hal ini jelas menyebabkan sihat
hidup. Tertawa diketahui merangsang pengeluaran hormon kewaspadaan
Katekholamin disebut's. Hormon-hormon ini pada gilirannya memicu pelepasan
endorfin di otak. Arti ini angkat relaksasi dan kesejahteraan
dan membosankan persepsi nyeri. Humor dan tawa kawalan nyeri oleh
mengganggu perhatian, dengan mengurangkan ketegangan, dengan mengubah harapan dan
meningkatkan pengeluaran endorfin, alami tubuh sakit pembunuh.

Banyak bandar di India memiliki 'kelab tawa "di mana orang berkumpul di
pagi serangan tertawa. Terdapat lebih daripada 200 Kelab tersebut di India.


Suatu hari, doktor akan menyarankan pesakit mereka untuk makan dengan betul, latihan
secara teratur dan tertawa beberapa kali setiap hari.
Terbaik semua, ubat ini tak ternilai menyenangkan, bebas, dan mudah digunakan.



"Anonymous"

Blonde on a cruise

Salaam guys, just happen to notice this particular mail in my inbox. are blonde really stupid as they say?

well, read on and enjoy the joke. thanks..



"Blonde on a cruise "


DEAR DIARY: DAY 1: All packed for the cruise ship - all my sexiest dresses and make-up -really excited


DEAR DIARY: DAY 2: Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today - seems a very nice man


DEAR DIARY: DAY 3: At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive


DEAR DIARY: DAY 4: Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband who had to stay home


DEAR DIARY: DAY 5: Pool again today, got sun burnt and went inside to drink at piano bar for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. He really is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me if I did not let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was shocked


DEAR DIARY: DAY 6: Today I saved 2,600 lives. Twice !

NEVER GIVE UP

Salaam guys, read on and enjoy.. thanks.


NEVER GIVE UP

One day a young lady was driving along with her father.

They came upon a storm, and the young lady asked her father, What should I
do?"

He said "keep driving". Cars began to pull over to the side, the storm was
getting worse.

"What should I do." The young lady asked?

"Keep driving," her father replied.

On up a few feet, she noticed that eighteen wheelers were also pulling over.
She told her dad, "I must pull over, I can barely see ahead. It is
terrible, and everyone is pulling over!"

Her father told her, "Don't give up, just keep driving!"

Now the storm was terrible, but she never stopped driving, and soon she
could see a little more clearly. After a couple of miles she was again on
dry land, and the sun came out.

Her father said, "Now you can pull over and get out."

She said "But why now?"

He said "When you get out, look back at all the people that gave up and are
still in the storm, because you never gave up your storm is now over.

This is a testimony for anyone who is going through "hard times".

Just because everyone else, even the strongest, gives up. You don't have
to...if you keep going, soon your storm will be over and the sun will shine
upon your face again.

This story touched me! I hope it touched you, too !!!

"Anonymous"