Salaam guys, read on and enjoy.. thanks.
haha, tengah baca mail pagi pagi ni, tengok tengok dalam inbox ada pula cerita wanita dan katak. macam cerita lampu ajaib aladin pulak.. sila enjoy cerita ini, kepada wanita kat sini, ambil le cerita ini sebagai pedoman je ye. hehehehehe
and one more thing, it's just a joke. but do think about the moral of the story. hehehe
---- "reforward article"
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
The woman said, 'That's okay.'
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world
The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis who women will flock to'.
The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
*** Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
*** Male readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.
Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen...now run along and put the kettle on, there's a love.
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8 months ago
Salaam guys, I sent in this article to one of the mailing lis outside there.. and this is the respond I get from one of the readers..
ReplyDelete----- Original Message -----
Sent: Thursday, October 21, 2010 8:38 PM
stop lah making jokes on women...and spread to others ...
we (women,girls, daughters, mother , sister) should be respected equal to man. So u guys pun ada mother, girlfriend, daughter ,sister, grandmother, right??
Please stop making jokes that involved other gender. These day crimes involved mostly women as a victims.
As Rasulullah SAW pun memuji dan meghormati kaum hawa yang lemah.
Masyarakat sekarang semakin menggila sehingga hilang rasa hormat pada kaum wanita khususnya.
so please..ya begging from u guys..stop making jokes on women, or anything that involved gender.
The hands that rock the cradles can rule the world!!
"Miss X"
--- and guys, this is what I have to say to the respond, here I name the responden as "Miss X"
Date: Friday, October 22, 2010 8:22 AM
Guys, as the article says, there are 2 lessons, moral of the story that we can bear in mind.
#1: women are true indeed clever.
#2: not clever not using their cleverness.
I totally agree with you Miss X. we do indeed have women near us all the time. Mothers, Wifes, Sisters, Daughters.. Yes, all are Close enough around us, men. That is why men love them, appreciate them and like you said, their hands, "THAT ROCK THE CRADLE CAN RULE THE WORLD".. We have example of those women, nation leaders like Corazon Aquino, Indira Ghandi, Margret Thatcher, Magapagal Aroyo, and etc! etc!. Not to forget rockers that rock the world, like Tina Turner, Donna Summer, etc! etc!
Well Miss X, as a man, i accept what you claim, no doubt about that. we need women beside us, and saying " BEHIND THE SUCCESS OF A MAN IS A WOMAN".
I'm not clever enough to use quote any quotation from hadith or sunnah. This is all not about religion. Let talk about it generally, without having to quote any by virtue of a religion.
Why? Why? There are jokes about women? and it is just a joke? I just would like to brought your attention about this particular joke, to me it is indeed a joke but with meaning. For those who take this as a joke, then no meaning for them but then for those who think this is a moral joke, then read on and understand all about the lessons that we can get out of it. Are you the woman in this article, Miss X???
Women if compares with men, "MAN WITH 9 AKAL & 1 NAFSU" whereas "WOMAN WITH 1 AKAL BUT 9 NAFSU". This is what we can get out of this joke. So if we take it positively, then positive le yang kita dapat, tetapi jika kita just guna nafsu kita, tak ambik positive, negative le yang kita dapat.
Miss X, why there are so many women who are clever and successful in life than men? Because they take positive about all this words and joke like this. They have proof that they are more clever than men. Look in the Universities, Colleges and other higher institutions, what's the population of women compares with men there? but will that show any result, if they don't use their cleverness?
Well Miss X, jokes, words from article , circulated through email or not, , even from mouth to mouth, come and go. if you don't get it here, you will get it somewhere else.
To conclude, if earlier on saying "BEHIND A SUCCESS OF A MAN IS A WOMAN", then understanding from jokes like this, I can also say, " BEHIND THE FAILURE OF A MAN IS ALSO A WOMAN"
Just my humble opinion, let's think outtside.. pardon me, and sorry for those who can't..