AND THAT'S WHERE THE FIGHT STARTS..

Salaam guys, read on and enjoy..hehehe



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One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a New Year gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him
why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last
year!"

And that's how the fight started...

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I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my
heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. 'Somewhere I haven't been
in a long time!' she said.

So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'

And that's when the fight started...

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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in
bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have $sx?'

'No,' she answered. I then said, Is that your final answer?' She didn't
even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'

So I said,'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

And that's when the fight started...
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order
first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' He said, Aren't you
worried about the mad cow?' 'Nah, she can order for herself.'

And that's when the fight started...
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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels. She
asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She
said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.' I
bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she
kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby
table. I asked her, 'Do you know him?' 'Yes,' she sighed, 'He's my old
boyfriend... I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those
many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' I said,
'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...
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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and
slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just
get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't
believe it...

he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,
'I AM NOT HAPPY!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one
are you?'

And then the fight started...
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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that
I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care
of first, the truck, the car, playing golf. Always something more important
to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived
home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away
with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone
only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said,
When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'

And then the fight started...



... The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.



"Anonymous"