Wife Versus Dog!

Salaam guys, read on and enjoy.. thanks.





WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! ...

... only for men! women, stay away from this post! don't tell me i don't warned you.. lol!


good Sunday, I guess! hahaha..


enjoy reading, and remember this is just a joke. nothing in particular.. nothing against women, ladies or wives..

hmmm.. reading this, brighten my day. and hope yours too! can help my hands knocking on the keyboard to sent in this joke. enjoy reading!


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HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR

Why some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.



2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.



3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.



4. A dog's parents never visit.



5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.



6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.



7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.



8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"



9. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.



10. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.



11. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.


And last, but not least:

12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.


To test this theory: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you!